tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1894920200288693943.post3436841900157477802..comments2024-03-11T10:09:54.719-04:00Comments on obscene chewing: human resources.Davidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03907944424219389829noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1894920200288693943.post-7056482656266835782012-08-19T18:18:29.132-04:002012-08-19T18:18:29.132-04:00No............
I hope not...........................No............<br /><br />I hope not..........................Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03907944424219389829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1894920200288693943.post-89098550689775198492012-08-19T18:18:04.479-04:002012-08-19T18:18:04.479-04:00I mean, you couldn't even make this shit up.I mean, you couldn't even make this shit up.Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03907944424219389829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1894920200288693943.post-18078808349385952362012-08-19T17:16:54.663-04:002012-08-19T17:16:54.663-04:00I take it your co-workers are avid readers of your...I take it your co-workers are avid readers of your blog?Trishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11925779644168332338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1894920200288693943.post-16793200999459913302012-08-19T17:14:25.553-04:002012-08-19T17:14:25.553-04:00That Bewitched notification killed me. Hang on to...That Bewitched notification killed me. Hang on to this job - it is a wealth of material for your writing career.Trishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11925779644168332338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1894920200288693943.post-5151078154126613802012-08-15T17:28:31.871-04:002012-08-15T17:28:31.871-04:00This was one of your best blog posts yet! It'...This was one of your best blog posts yet! It's times like these I relish working from home.NamasteMFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03249724632129355678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1894920200288693943.post-79855591684439181552012-08-15T16:44:19.850-04:002012-08-15T16:44:19.850-04:00"I'm glad my pain at least provides laugh..."I'm glad my pain at least provides laughter for others. It has to have some purpose."<br /><br />At least you have a stable job! I wish I could bitch about co-workers or the general misery of working! The legal job market is in the toilet, and I am both under-qualified and overqualified for most available positions. No one will hire me! WAHH!!! :(<br /><br />And here is your next blog post: "It's Not a Lie, If You Believe It" - The Practical Application of George Costanza's Timeless Aphorisms. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn_PSJsl0LQJanicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09974428256545510521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1894920200288693943.post-39085634217403917202012-08-15T15:05:46.323-04:002012-08-15T15:05:46.323-04:00there's another who had the courage to divorce...<i>there's another who had the courage to divorce her abusive husband but then parlayed her alimony into a boob job and set out to land another abusive mate</i><br /><br />I had a bitchy, obese coworker--she's since been laid off--whose daughter used her disability payments to pay for a boob job. She's also the one who came into work one day and said to me, 'Did you see the news story this morning about the guy who's wanted by the police? That's my brother.'Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03907944424219389829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1894920200288693943.post-71197142908293297052012-08-15T14:43:34.487-04:002012-08-15T14:43:34.487-04:00Sandy sounds like my mother.
I wish I had the des...Sandy sounds like my mother.<br /><br />I wish I had the descriptive powers to capture my co-workers and work environment. My "gay" co-worker is a devout evangelical who never came across a man on a ladder whose ass he didn't position his face next to; another one, a woman that smokes like a chimney and looks like Keith Richards, is apparently intent on dying on the job; there's another who had the courage to divorce her abusive husband but then parlayed her alimony into a boob job and set out to land another abusive mate. <br /><br />When the opportunity presented itself a few years ago, I leapt at the chance to work the swing shift. I only have to see them for about thirty minutes at the beginning of my day and am all by my lonesome the rest of the time. But sometimes I miss them. I drive a lot for my job and our endlessly barren landscapes, particularly when juxtaposed with drawn-out summer dusks and NPR pledge drives, magnifies the squishy malaise of my work-a-day life. Better the fires of hell than the ennui of purgatory, perhaps. Esteban del Malhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10716693499634947687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1894920200288693943.post-32756143179513211992012-08-15T14:32:03.119-04:002012-08-15T14:32:03.119-04:00Don't worry. I knew who you were. I heard your...Don't worry. I knew who you were. I heard your <i>Bewitched</i> text notifications from here.Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03907944424219389829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1894920200288693943.post-18348080447270758792012-08-15T14:28:41.620-04:002012-08-15T14:28:41.620-04:00In case you weren't sure, David, I'm Chris...In case you weren't sure, David, I'm Chris Wilson from Goodreads. The guy with three sons and a wife who have no idea that I'm totally gay and that I giggle a lot when I'm at work. Wilsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13335821721711223876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1894920200288693943.post-22251733644730327252012-08-15T14:13:33.108-04:002012-08-15T14:13:33.108-04:00If the leather chaps fit, Wilson...If the leather chaps fit, Wilson...Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03907944424219389829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1894920200288693943.post-20432501617218053812012-08-15T14:05:48.465-04:002012-08-15T14:05:48.465-04:00"firing off a machine-gun-like fusillade of g..."firing off a machine-gun-like fusillade of giggling"<br /><br />I love this image. In fact, it made me fire off my own machine-gun-like fusillade of giggling. Maybe I'm the Roger of my office? Wilsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13335821721711223876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1894920200288693943.post-87413710493692805232012-08-15T13:39:17.585-04:002012-08-15T13:39:17.585-04:00Sandy is everywhere*. Just like god.
* Or at leas...Sandy is everywhere*. Just like god.<br /><br />* Or at least her voice is.Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03907944424219389829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1894920200288693943.post-9572406484179585662012-08-15T13:38:37.847-04:002012-08-15T13:38:37.847-04:00I won't follow his example with that one.I won't follow his example with that one. Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03907944424219389829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1894920200288693943.post-12509517054132373702012-08-15T13:25:35.611-04:002012-08-15T13:25:35.611-04:00there's a hidden link there, under "offic...there's a hidden link there, under "office cleaning lady"—it appears only when you hover over it, though.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1894920200288693943.post-14998421128178193732012-08-15T13:21:25.034-04:002012-08-15T13:21:25.034-04:00Doesn't he also have sex with the office clean...Doesn't he also have sex with the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RvNS7JfcMM" rel="nofollow">office cleaning lady</a>?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1894920200288693943.post-75861146158705238832012-08-15T13:18:42.100-04:002012-08-15T13:18:42.100-04:00Wait, have we talked about this before? I work wit...Wait, have we talked about this before? I work with Sandy, too!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1894920200288693943.post-56656649619885647232012-08-15T11:40:49.309-04:002012-08-15T11:40:49.309-04:00Thanks, Janice! I'm glad my pain at least prov...Thanks, Janice! I'm glad my pain at least provides laughter for others. It has to have some purpose.<br /><br />It's interesting you should post a George Costanza clip because I have SERIOUSLY thought about taking a nap under my desk (like he does). There is a very small chance I would ever be caught--but if I did... that wouldn't be very pleasant.Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03907944424219389829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1894920200288693943.post-44781220940725813762012-08-15T11:31:51.585-04:002012-08-15T11:31:51.585-04:00David! I actually LOL'd a few times!
"I&...David! I actually LOL'd a few times!<br />"I'm sure it's an existential crisis she is incapable of putting into words, but I'm fairly convinced that the only way she is certain of her own existence is when she's talking. "<br />and<br />"It's as if a casting director hired Rickie from My So-Called Life to play Tucker Max."<br /><br />Great stuff!<br /><br />And I couldn't help but think of this George Costanza moment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd9ma2UVLHMJanicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09974428256545510521noreply@blogger.com