04 September 2012

a brief interlude.

This blog will not be updated again until Monday, September 17th. I realize that this news is unpleasant, but I ask you not to kill yourselves. I don't have many readers, and I can't afford to lose any of you to fits of despair. When I return—triumphantly, I trust—my teats shall be yours to suckle, my darlings. All yours.

8 comments:

  1. I am insane and this means nothing to me. I'll probably still check back twice a day until September 17th. Tick tock.

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  2. I await your return. You will be bigger 'n' badder than ever.

    (Is it 'n, n', or 'n'? What will I do without you to tell me these things?)

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  3. This just increased my daily masturbation window. Thanks!

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  4. Why are you punishing us???!!?

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  5. noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    will miss your words, and will look forward to the 17th.

    i hope you'll be having fun in the meantime :)

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  6. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO4pJstv_TM

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